petition to ban straight men
with a dick
“plus it fills out the ships so harry doesn’t get left out”
I ALWAYS FEEL BAD because my two main ships right now are Liam/Louis and Zayn/Niall and like come on Harry’s dick is too great to be left unsucked so I’m happy he’s got someone to put it in his butt (not that I think the other boys would leave him unsatisfied if Harry was on a dry spell cause sucking dick is just a friendly fucking thing to do, y’know)
this ask is timely cause up until the Brits I didn’t have many feelings about them other than a mild Oh cool they seem fun, but after listening to that broadcast where Grimmy was hungover and Harry was still drunk I gotta say I’m kind of on board with the ship now because, just, wow???? Wow that was one hell of a show, how dumb and dreamy and dopey Harry was with him and still wearing the same clothes from the night before and all the times they, like, sleep over at each others’ houses and YEAH.
And like, I ain’t one to tinhat but I could totally buy that something is going on, even if it’s just crushing or FWB or whatever. Like, not to take away that Harry can be friends with a gay dude without it being a ~thing~ but they just really work in a way that I’m into, all casual romance and week long dates and stuff. Give me all the old dudes with rich teenage boyfriends, to be honest.
you know how everyone has like, that one age where they hit perfection, like Nick Jonas when he was sixteen, and you can see them slowly rise up to hit it and then slowly fade away from it well I’m deeply concerned that this rule doesn’t apply to Zayn Malik and for the rest of our lives we’ll just see him get more and more attractive until we all die the end
fuck this. nick jonas is still fucking flawless. wtf this shit is so dumb omg
LOL okie plz STFU and GTFO. Nick Jonass is a god and this post is completely irrelevant.